الأحد، 22 مايو 2011

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  • bedifferent
    Apr 15, 10:40 PM
    Snow Lion? :rolleyes:

    Funny fact: All the OS X names match to German tanks:

    German tanks and OSX (http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-372797.html)

    Apple Mac OS X Versions Named After German Tanks? (http://robertnyman.com/2009/09/02/apple-mac-os-x-versions-named-after-german-tanks/)

    Mac OS X 10.0 Cheetah
    Tank: Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer_Gepard) (Gepard in German means Cheetah in English)
    Mac OS X 10.1 Puma
    Tank: Sd.Kfz. 234/2 “Puma” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Panzersp�hwagen#Sd.Kfz._234.2F2_.22Puma.22)
    Mac OS X 10.2 Jaguar
    Tanks: Jaguar 1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_1) and Jaguar 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar_2)
    Mac OS X 10.3 Panther
    Tank: Panther (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panther_tank)
    Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger
    Tanks: Tiger 1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_I) and Tiger 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_II)
    Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard
    Tanks: Leopard 1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_1) and Leopard 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_2)
    Mac OS X 10.6 Snow Leopard
    Haven’t found the corresponding tank yet, but I’m sure it exists…




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  • Eriden
    Mar 16, 10:44 AM
    How many wifi models did they have? Particularly 32GB. My friend got out of line, wondering if he would have gotten one.

    IIRC, the manager said that they only had 16GB WiFi. But I had already tuned out at that point since I was there for AT&T, so I may have misheard.




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  • aristotle
    Apr 28, 05:01 PM
    Surely by now there is someone out there with a White iPhone, a messuring tape or calipers that can just tell us these photos are nonsense? Please? Pretty please? Xxx

    Yes, everyone carries calipers or measuring tape with them everywhere. Get a grip already.




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  • SiliconAddict
    Jul 21, 11:53 AM
    Yah know the interesting thing? Until now you had to compare Apple against the entire industry. e.g. Apple vs. (Dell+gateway+Sony+HP+Toshiba+Comcrap+Alienware+Falcon Computers+etx.)

    Now that Apple can run Windows Oranges to oranges can be compared. Until you start talking about OS's in which case you are back to talking Apples to Oranges.

    Apple migration to Intel has created a disturbance in the force.


    PS- I do Dell warrantee work. I can't tell you how many people cock there head when I pull out my MBP to look at laptop pull apart manuals. And even more who start asking questions when they see I'm running Windows. Heheh. I feel like PT Barnum. :)

    is this 4.8% for the quarter or 4.8% total market share? if the former, nice, but no big deal; if the latter then very big deal.

    I don't even need to look at the article to know its total. Apple doesn't have the manufacturing and distribution channels to increase their market share by 4% in a quarter. Hell I don't think Dell has that kind of force either.



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  • -aggie-
    Apr 29, 04:15 PM
    You're just trying to quiet the only voice that figured you out. Getting rid of me smooths your sail all the way to a WW victory.

    Uh, no.

    Once they vote you off and find you are a WW, there will be no questions. Or they can vote me off now, and you can kill someone else tonight. Their call, but I doubt anyone is going to be influenced by this act, especially after your earlier posts.




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  • Abstract
    Dec 30, 12:59 AM
    Anyone watch 1000 Ways To Die (http://www.spike.com/show/27237) on Spike? I can only take so much but it's good sometimes when I'm stuck in a hotel. Today a xtra large woman having sexual relations, while on top fainted and smothered her poor helpless partner who could not get out from under her.

    How could he move her when he probably broke his back during sex?



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  • dethmaShine
    Apr 22, 04:51 AM
    Agreed.

    That and Apples incredible profit is what makes them look so paranoid, petty, and stupid.

    Instead of acting like the world class company they could be, Apple comes across as fools.

    I must admit, I'm much happier being seen with my Galaxy S.

    When one is seen in this town (New York) with an iPhone they look at you like "oh, you're one of those snobs".

    Yet the irony is they're a dime a dozen here.

    Well, say what you want to say but stop abusing Apple fans. For once, you should realise you are on a Apple fan site. Love Apple or hate Apple, show some decency towards Apple fans.




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  • Steelers7510
    Apr 14, 07:25 AM
    I kind of feel like they are releasing this now so that they have something to hold everyone over for the iPhone 5. It is possible that Apple is going to release the iPhone 5 late in the year or early 2012 so the next one can be LTE. We all know how Apple likes to take there time adopting new technology. *cough* no 3g in 1st gen iPhone *cough* ;)



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  • PlipPlop
    Apr 12, 05:20 PM
    Are you planning on pre-ordering your HTC sensation so you can avoid the masses of people lined up to buy it?

    Not sure if your being sarcastic but HTC are very hard to get around the launch time in the UK. Anyway yes, I am going to. The HTC Desire was almost impossible to get for about a month around release over here in the UK because of the massive demand for it.




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  • GregAndonian
    Mar 29, 05:51 PM
    Apple stole the upward curve effect in that logo from the Inception poster. ;):D



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  • Nausicaa
    Apr 22, 04:45 PM
    Why? I loved my iPhone 4 (before I lost it) but my 3GS is far easier to hold.

    I still prefer the iPhone4 design aesthetically, but the reason is the awesomeness of the exterior metallic antenna look, rather than the rectangular block shape. Although, a teardrop design would mean the loss of the external antenna, which would be disappointing from an aesthetic point of view, but something I could live with.

    Yup, I was one of the haters when the iPhone 4 leaked. I still prefer the physical design of my 3GS. The rounded edged are perfect holding the phone feels like shaking someone's hand. The iPhone 4 doesn't feel as nice to hold, even if it does have nicer aesthetics.

    I would kill for a return to the old design, but eliminate the chrome rim on the front and have the back case curl all the way up to the black face. Then made the back from a new material that doesn't crack as easily as the old plastic. Maybe a molded carbon fiber design? That would be sexy as hell. An iPhone 4 style dark grey carbon back casing flush with the now iconic black face, no shiny chrome ********.




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  • -aggie-
    Apr 27, 08:34 PM
    Anyone else find it odd the way jav has been acting?

    Pot meet kettle.

    im gonna follow with ucfgrad and throw -aggie- out there

    Wow, maybe there�s something to Appleguy�s theory about you.

    Anyway, I�m going into the hospital tomorrow morning and I�m not sure when I�ll be posting again. So, I�ll just leave it at:

    The village would be making a HUGE mistake to vote me off, if it comes to that. One of these two, Eldiablowjoe or nies without the bun is probably a WW.



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  • 840quadra
    Dec 1, 03:09 PM
    Of course, and I meant that in the 'general sense'. I have long since abandoned the use of Classic on any of my OS X Macs or any of the Macs I support. AppleTalk is so deprecated that I can hardly believe that anyone will be able to use it much longer. In fact, I wouldn't be shocked if it was completely absent from 10.5.


    Yeah I don't use classic on my OS X systems at all. I am actually referring to enabling it for network communication with my Quadra 840av, LC 575, and other older systems that I boot into system 7 or even OS 8. Granted the need for Appletalk in those situations can be substituted for TCP/IP, AT appears to be more stable with those older systems.


    Which makes it even MORE odd that it's enabled by default in MacTels, which don't run Classic. :confused:

    I just checked my MacBook, and found that it too is enabled! Strange indeed!




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  • mikeschmeee
    Apr 8, 07:55 PM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5024/5601434891_05c08e7522.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikeschmeee/5601434891/)



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  • tigress666
    Apr 28, 08:00 PM
    That's all you got?

    What don't I get?

    How I can get a 3GS for $50? Or how I can get a 3GS for $50 with a $10/month additional line? Please tell me how.

    Or why paying 90% of the total cost for a 4 and only getting a 3GS is a good deal.

    Uh the fact that if you have a cellphone unless you want to pay for something that doesn't do what you want it to do, you are going to pay for a plan regardless so one really should not factor that in to the cost of the device (as it is assumed you are going to want cellphone service if you have a cellphone. And what cellphone you get does not affect the cost of your service so the service cost is irrelevant).

    The point is it is silly to factor in a cost that you are going to pay no matter what phone you get as to the cost of the phone. The phone does not affect that cost and therefore it should not be factored in (the only way not to pay that cost is to buy a cellphone that doesn't do what it's suppose to since you have no service to use with it or to just not buy a cellphone).




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  • Phil A.
    Jul 24, 03:47 PM
    Do people really have that many problems with the scroll ball gunking up? I've had mine for ages and never had a problem with it (maybe I just keep my hands cleaner :D )



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  • Apple Corps
    Apr 13, 05:48 PM
    Sorry, refuse to see what ? You posted a TechCrunch article which refuted itself. You did not post an engadget story. What am I refusing to see exactly ? I'm reading the links you supplied. Supply links that at least support your position next time, and I won't "refuse to see it" like you say.

    Next, your Engadget article was refuted. Hardly justification to propose as fact that apple "envisionned" anything as far as Thunderbolt goes.

    I'm not questioning that they played a role, be it major or minor, I'm questioning the importance Chuppa is giving Apple which his choice of "envision". All history of TB points to the contrary. Your engadget article is the first to say that Apple envisionned it and it was quickly refuted.

    So again : Citation Needed.

    Read the article and links - it is all there - you continue to refuse to see it. As I stated in my earlier post - not getting into who is correct or who has refuted who - just saying info is out there giving Apple credit for pushing / envisioning / whatever the lightpeak approach.




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  • jamescoulee
    Mar 31, 10:37 AM
    I'm not a fan of this "literal graphics" fad at Apple... It's not a real calendar, it's not a real address book, and virtual ones can be better, have more functions and uses, be a completely different tool from the real ones... So why should they look the same?? Specially when people are already educated to use the software as it was...




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  • travistaylor
    May 3, 07:43 AM
    Does anyone know how these iMacs will perform with StarCraft 2? I have no experience with these GPUs.




    Phatpat
    Jul 25, 08:21 AM
    I'm still wondering about battery life.

    And they list the wired as Windows compatible, but not the new bluetooth version. Any reason it wouldn't work on Windows?




    Snowy_River
    Jul 25, 01:20 AM
    Wave your hands in the air controls?

    Wait, I've seen that before somewhere?! Hmmmmm.

    http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:bn96IEhi_WyiUM:http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/Minority%2520Report/wpeA.jpg

    As long as I don't have to wear those gloves. uuugh.


    Did anyone here ever play Journeyman Project 3: Legacy of Time? That came out before Minority Report and they had this kind of non-touch interface, but they didn't have to wear funny gloves! ;)




    yoak
    Jul 24, 04:52 PM
    I have BT keyboard and mouse with my iMac and I love the tidyness of it. One cable that�s all. I have tried the MM in the shop and I thought it was nice to use, but from what I�ve read here it seems to be problems with the scroll ball. Guess my old mouse will do for now




    Mac Fly (film)
    Aug 15, 05:07 PM
    It looks like the menu text default has dropped from 14pt Lucida Grande in Tiger to 13pt Lucida Grande in Leopard -- a welcome change.
    I looked, and I don't see what you see?




    antpod
    Apr 13, 11:26 PM
    FINALLY. I decided to either wait for this or the iP5, whichever came first. eff yeah finally! My 3GS broke in January and i've decided to be phoneless for a couple months as an experiment on myself and im soooooooo ready to have a phone again.



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